It’s sad that these are actually in the order that they were written.
The thing with Glee is that you can take single scenes and marvel at their love for details and the idea behind the entire set-up and oftentimes even the dialogue.
But if you put those scenes together and look at the context everything just loses logic. Dialogues suddenly sound like random slogans about friendship and sticking together, stolen from movie trailers. Characters lose all depth, all personality, because they’re meant to exist in the vortex of the single moment, not the broad picture. They don’t have a history.
That’s why you can never tell what a character’s intentions really are. Does Santana care about her education or not? We’ll never know, because the only scene, which had the potential to be a true discussion about her future was cramped into the very last episode in an “oops we forgot that existed, is it too late to address that?” kind of way. Had the very same scene happened five episodes earlier, there had been a chance for an actual story.
But an actual story is not what Glee is interested in.
Glee is about single scenes, in which the actors are sexed up in a way that appeals to the average superficial gay guy’s sense of beauty, showtunes and pseudo intelligent phrases to lecture the audience about right and wrong.
Nobody makes fun of Demi Lovato better than Demi Lovato
“By Oberyn Martell, the Red Viper of Dorne, and a better man than you.”
That little tail wag kills me
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
The One Where the Show Makes Fun of the Fact That They Don’t Have Any Other Friends Besides the Six of Them.
Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.
Shit is this the new uniform??
Attention all lesbian personell! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!/
literally the perfect man
if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”